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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Utterly Useless Facts You Don't Need To Know, But I Am Going To Tell You About Anyway.

Useless Fact 1: The King Of Hearts Is The Only King Without A Moustache On A Standard Playing Card.

Useless Fact 2: Every Day 20 Banks Are Robbed. The Average Take Is $2,500.

Useless Fact 3: The Names Of Popeye's Four Nephews Are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, And Poopeye.

Useless Fact 4: Dolphins Sleep With One Eye Open.

Useless Fact 5: A Aoothpick Is The Object Most Often Choked On By Americans.

Useless Fact 6: If You Keep A Goldfish In A Dark Room, It Will Eventually Turn White.

Useless Fact 7: There Are 336 Dimples On A Regulation Golf Ball.

Useless Fact 8: More People Are Killed By Donkeys Annually Than Are Killed In Plane Crashes.

Useless Fact 9: You Can't Kill Yourself By Holding Your Breath, On Land.

Useless Fact 10: A Human Head Remains Conscious For About 10-15 Seconds After It Has Been Decapitated.

2 comments:

Megan said...

Wow- that was interesting....and weird, but cool!

Jeff said...

that decapitation thing is really nasty, i wonder what your thoughts are during those 15 seconds. "hey, I am actually alive! oh, wait, no, i'm not. I'm rolling!"